4 Perfectly Acceptable Reasons to Hate Babies

I’m really getting sick of babies.

A lot of people might not like what I’ve got to say, but if you’re really honest with yourself, you’ll realize that babies don’t contribute anything positive to society. It’s time someone spoke up. And let’s face it, babies had it coming.

Texts From My Husband: Your Stuff’s on the Lawn

Sorry.

Last week, I introduced a new category of blog posts: Texts From My Husband.

It was very well received.

I have been getting a lot of requests from my friends to share more texts. So here they are, random texts from the past week, including one from this morning on my way to work.

Even this Never Happened to John Candy and Steve Martin

Happy travels!

A week ago, I got to travel during the Midwest’s “Snowmaggedon” and it was quite a treat. It started with the majority of flights out of St. Louis-Lambert Airport being cancelled due to snow and ice. But that was actually the most pleasant part of the traveling experience.