Not-So-Barely Legal

this is a photo someone took of me while I was surfing the interwebs.

You know that self deprecating friend who is always looking for a compliment by saying something bad about herself and asking for your opinion? Like the skinny brat who says, “Oh my God, I am so fat!” or the one with the perfect coif who complains, “I just hate my hair today.” I hate women who do that. So let me be clear, I am not that woman.

Stringy Banana Whore

in case you didn't notice, this is a photo of me with a giant banana

I spilled food on myself again today.

I walked into my boss’s office to ask a question and noticed something out of my lower peripheral vision. I touched it. It was slimy.

Gross!

What I Spilled Today

I spill a lot.

Mostly I spill food and beverages on myself, but sometimes I spill on other people, computer hardware, my car, cell phones, furniture, well, you get the picture…..