My favorite texts from my husband are the random thoughts, questions and FYIs he sends without prompting. It’s been a while since I posted any texts from my husband, so here are a few from December/January.
Just got a 100% on my airport safety class. Suck it, terrorists.
I’m going to eat ice cream cake for breakfast.
Don’t text and drive. It’s called “driving intexticated.”
I was going to take a shower, but I’m starting to reconsider.
Gotta run home. Emergency poop!
This might be a dumb question, but which came first – pirates or slavery?
I just saw a lady riding an unicycle for exercise. She was doing arm circles.
Some little tart just blew me a kiss.
Can you text with an English accent?